
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Florenz Ziegfeld!
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Happy heavenly birthday to the great Florenz Ziegfeld!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Robert Donat!

Congratulations to our friends at The Main Theater on their opening night tonight in the mystery comedy Done to Death!

Happy heavenly birthday to Rex Harrison!


Happy Liberace Day!

A joyous happy birthday to the great James Earl Jones! (He picks himself up and kicks Boris’ butt in the ring, and then they go out for pie together.)

Happy heavenly birthday to the great José Ferrer!

Since his series of Shakespearean adaptations was such a surprising success, Hack couldn’t rest until he did the final major tragedy, Othello. It’s honestly far from my favorite play but Boris thought this novelization represented Hack’s best work.

Boris went to the vet only to be told (as usual) how goddamned fat he is. That led to this, Hack’s third Shakespearean adaptation, from a play which your humble narrator considers to be the greatest work of art ever created. I don’t think anyone will say the same about this novelization but at least it has enough of Hack’s signature anal sex scenes to hold the reader’s interest.