Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Rudyard Kipling!
Sailors Salacious
300
Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.
Mini, Mini
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Nichelle Nichols!
Murder at the Blue Parrot
You really have to be a fan of Casablanca, Monty Python’s Flying Circus and The Godfather to fully appreciate this one, but what the hell.
Happy heavenly birthday to Sydney Greenstreet!
Jonny’s Little Helpers
Lord of the Jonny Pals
Brokebutt Mountain
Happy birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal!
Traumatic Head Injury Club
Happy birthday to Brad Pitt!
Santa’s Tail Gunners
The Idiot’s Bodyguard
