Hack had no ideas for today but then we realized that it was Scrubs star Sarah Chalke’s birthday. Since we all have a crush on her, Hack agreed to crank this book out in half an hour. It’s cute.
Beg, Borrow, or Steal
Equal Fights Amendment
Happy Women’s Equality Day! And happy National Dog Day, too!
Kiss and Make Up
Happy Kiss and Make Up Day! We hope that you thought ahead like Jonny and had some fights with people WAY out of your league!
Jonny & Boris Meet Jim Rockford
Anchors Outweigh
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Gene Kelly!
Avenging Angels
Today is something called Be An Angel Day, which inspired Hack to think about his angelic friends Glenn and Julie, and even his cover artist Jonny M.’s late pug Winston (Hack’s dementia has increased to the point where he can’t remember that he and Winston despised each other). It’s kind of a touching book.
The Jonny File
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was excited about a flamboyant new pair of glasses that he got, so Hack wrote this to mock him. When Jonny’s sexual activity rose 400% after the publication of the book, Hack had to be sedated and briefly institutionalized.
Oh, and Happy birthday to Carrie-Anne Moss!
Despisal
Happy birthday to the great Amy Adams!
Donkey Business
Today is the anniversary of the death of one of Hack’s heroes, the great Groucho Marx. It inspired him to write this book in tribute to the Marx Brothers. It’s not a bad read, but most critics thought it would have been better if he had left Zeppo in.
The Janitor Was a Ninja
