Happy National Banana Day!
Is That a Banana in Your Pants? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
Fall of a Librarian
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.
Bathing is a Lonely Business
The Snow Goddess
Happy birthday to the magnificent Snow Mercy!!!
Wood Tile of Desire
Hack based this novel on his cover artist Jonny M.’s erotic descriptions of women’s libidinous response to the new floor that he had just had installed in his government-assisted housing unit. For his part, Hack knew that Jonny was full of crap but he figured that his readers in the Bible Belt would eat it up.
Sham Wedding
Happy heavenly birthday to the legendary Mary Pickford!!!
Last Tango in Van Nuys
Happy heavenly birthday to Marlon Brando!!!
Gagnet
Happy heavenly birthday to Jack Webb!!!
Tupug
Hack wrote this because he had a deadline coming up and he heard his cover artist Jonny M. joke to his pug Boris that the little dog’s favorite rapper was “Tupug.” Half an hour later, Hack had this ready for publication.
It’s not his best work.
The Ultimate Battle
Happy Easter from The Jonny Pals!!!