Masters of Disguise
The Client Was in the Safe
Gypsys, Pugs and Thieves
Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves is the favorite Cher song of Hack’s cover artist Jonny M., and he often sings it to his pug Boris with the revised lyrics of this title. Hack heard him once and wrote an entire novel around it.
Branded
Charlie and the High-Fructose Corn Syrup Factory
Paranormal Pug
Day of the Water Pistol
Korea Mullich and the Raiders of the Useless Crap
Shaken
Hack wrote this in honor of Liam Neeson’s birthday. It didn’t save him from being sued again.
Bachelor Auction
