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The Maltese Piñata

Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.

Author adminPosted on August 31, 2025Categories Celebrity Cameo, Dangerous Dames, Dangerous Dudes, Detective, Food, Movies and Television

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