The office clock coughed up midnight like it was clearing its throat. Down on the street, Van Nuys flickered and sweated, a neon-lit petri dish where trouble bred fast and morals went to die young.
Jonny sat behind his desk at the Jonny & Boris Detective Agency, a whiskey neat sweating in his hand, watching the city glow through the window. For once, he was on the right side of the glass—dry, warm, and safely out of reach of the creatures crawling out from under their rocks. The night shift was clocking in: working girls chasing rent money, reefer peddlers chasing bad dreams, zoot-suited punks with too much attitude and not enough sense. Fallen dames strutted past streetlamps in fishnets and stilettos, dressed like regret and daring the world to blink first.
It was a rare thing—peace. The kind that makes a detective suspicious.
That’s when the door opened.
Boris padded in, all four paws businesslike, his face set in that grim, no-nonsense way that meant Jonny’s evening was about to go south. He didn’t waste time with small talk. He never did.
“Grab your trench coat,” he said. “And my leash.”
Jonny sighed, already reaching for the hanger.
“I gotta go out and pee.”