Cover The Living Room in Plastic

Hack wrote this book in celebration of Love Your Body Day, a holiday that challenges “the unrealistic beauty standards and gender stereotypes promoted by the media, Hollywood and the fashion, cosmetics and diet industries,” and “a day when women of all sizes, colors, ages and abilities come together to celebrate self-acceptance and to promote positive body image.”

Hack being Hack, he thought it was a day to celebrate loving your body by whacking off and penned this disgusting 356 page novel about that singular act. While it proved to be a huge seller in college towns, we suggest that you give it a pass and focus on Love Your Body Day for what it’s supposed to represent. And if part of that is diddling yourself, that’s your business.