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Hack happened to see an image of the classic Burgess Meredith Twilight Zone episode of the same title in a Google search, and he immediately began this ripoff novel without an idea for the story. Hack being Hack, it went downhill fast.
Happy National Dog Fighting Awareness Day!
It all turns out to be a misunderstanding and Boris and Pussy have amazing makeup sex.
Happy Easter!
Hack noticed a lot of AI-generated parodies of the iconic scene from the 1991 teen flick Career Opportunities in which Jennifer Connelly seductively rides a coin-operated rocking horse (which is the only memorable thing about the stupid movie), so he wrote this ripoff novel around it. It’s surprisingly much better than the movie.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jack Webb!
It’s April Fools Day, so be on your guard today! Although can anyone honestly fool us with some made-up crap that’s worse than what’s actually going on?
A joyous happy 99th birthday to the great William Daniels!
Hack was bingeing The Pitt one night and dreamed this novel up when he went to sleep. After that, we had to make him promise not to do any more binge watching.
Happy Neighbor Day!