Spoiler Alert: he was not handsome enough for that.
The Thong Murders
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Cavity Search
Hack just woke up one morning with an idea to write a novel with the title Cavity Search.
Jonny & Boris Meet Nancy Drew
Shaved Beaver
Happy International Beaver Day!
Saturday Night Dead
Hack was having his recurring fantasy of hosting NBCs Saturday Night Live when he realized that the show was broadcast live at 11:30 p.m. and he had been incapable of staying awake until 9:00 for about the last ten years.
Diddle Me This
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Frank Gorshin!
The Cone of Silence
Happy Day of Silence!
Her Miracle Hymen
Happy heavenly birthday to “the World’s Oldest Virgin,” the legendary Doris Day!!!
Star Bores
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Alec Guinness!
The Pug Dog Blues
Happy National Trombone Players Day!