
The Idiot’s Bodyguard

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Happy birthday to Steve Buscemi!!!
Today is the Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts, which is supposed to serve as a reminder of the importance of freedom of thought and the complexities of the human psyche. The Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts celebrates the inherent human capacity for introspection and contemplation.
When Hack heard about it, he wrote one of his most disgusting novels about the foul spectres that float in his head throughout the day. It’s one of his all-time best sellers.
Hack watched the movie Wicked and loved it so much that he wrote this rip-off novel. It’s disturbingly violent.
Happy Bartender Appreciation Day! This novel is loosely based on the influence Hack had on his third wife. (If we’re being honest, all four of his wives.)
Happy National Blue Jeans Day!
We hope that you’re enjoying a wonderful start to your holiday season!
Happy birthday to the great Jenna Dewan!