The Client Was in the Safe
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Gypsys, Pugs and Thieves
Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves is the favorite Cher song of Hack’s cover artist Jonny M., and he often sings it to his pug Boris with the revised lyrics of this title. Hack heard him once and wrote an entire novel around it.
Branded
Charlie and the High-Fructose Corn Syrup Factory
Paranormal Pug
Day of the Water Pistol
Korea Mullich and the Raiders of the Useless Crap
Shaken
Hack wrote this in honor of Liam Neeson’s birthday. It didn’t save him from being sued again.
Bachelor Auction
The Mini Skirt Maneuver
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. once wrote and directed a theater mash-up of Star Trek: The Original Series and Gilbert & Sullivan titled U.S.S. Pinafore. During that time, Jonny pondered if high-ranking female Starfleet officers – regardless of their age – were required to wear the mini skirt and go-go boots that all the other women on the ships wore. It’s a question that always pisses off hardcore Trekkies on Star Trek discussion boards but it so intrigued Hack that he wrote this novel about it.