Happy heavenly birthday to Greta Garbo!
Garbo Laughs
Category: Adult Content
Doppelganger
“After Jonny’s rectum had been pulverized by the agent’s massive shvantz, Agent 99 quietly asked him why he didn’t just take her place at jury duty instead of surrendering his anus in return for the information. He and Boris exchanged an enigmatic look and Jonny gazed intensely at his female colleague.
‘Where’s the fun in that?'”
The Ex-Virgin Queen
Happy heavenly birthday to Queen Elizabeth I.
Night Tramp
Happy National Read a Book Day!
The Dog Was Staring At Them
G*A*S*H
I Cream on Jeannie
Happy birthday to the great Barbara Eden!
Laverne & Shirley and Jonny
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Cindy Williams!
The Bunker
Hack, Boris and I hope everybody is okay as SoCal braces itself for a day and a half of heavy rain in the wake of Tropical Storm Hillary. But we did think it was a bit much when we went grocery shopping last night and the shelves were emptied by nervous folks who were preparing for Armageddon. The cashier at Trader Joe’s told us that he could see the wisdom of staying off the road on Sunday and Monday but he didn’t see any reason why the store should have sold out of toilet paper by 9:00 a.m.
Catfish
August is National Catfish Month! Okay, so it’s supposed to be about the bottom-dwelling fish and not the pathetic practice of pretending to be someone you’re not on social media in order to pick up women, but Hack thought that the latter was much hotter so that’s what he wrote the book about. Enjoy it.