
The Regrettable Shrinking Man

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived



Happy heavenly birthday to Greta Garbo!

“After Jonny’s rectum had been pulverized by the agent’s massive shvantz, Agent 99 quietly asked him why he didn’t just take her place at jury duty instead of surrendering his anus in return for the information. He and Boris exchanged an enigmatic look and Jonny gazed intensely at his female colleague.
‘Where’s the fun in that?'”

Happy heavenly birthday to Queen Elizabeth I.

Happy National Read a Book Day!



Happy birthday to the great Barbara Eden!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Cindy Williams!