Happy heavenly birthday to Stanley Kubrick, who made some excellent movies but Eyes Wide Shut definitely ain’t one of them.
Eyes Shut Tight
Category: Adult Content
Murder at the Dog Park
Hack was so annoyed that most of his novels depicted Jonny as a lady’s man who was constantly getting laid that he wrote this to remind him how precarious that reputation was. But since all the book’s sex scenes were between dogs, it only sold to small niche audience, most of who were confined to federal sex crime prisons.
Basic Instank
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. went in for his annual physical today and this is pretty much how it played out.
The Nude Cat Burglar
Happy National Nude Day!
Binaca Blast
Happy International Kissing Day!
Daddy Issues
The Bold Lust
After Hack wrote an adaptation of Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights entitled City Frights, his friend Dave Ritterband asked him to pen a novelization of the Little Tramp’s magnum opus The Gold Rush in honor of the film’s 100th anniversary.
After he read Hack’s version of the story, Ritterband publicly withdrew the request.
Midnight Pugboy
The whole reason for this novel was that Hack wanted to see a picture of Boris depicted as Ratzo Rizzo wearing a dog cone.
Stress Balls
Jonny’s Big Adventure
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.