One night Hack stopped by a hole-in-the-wall tavern and quickly realized that it was a gay bar. This is the story of that night.
Glory Hole
Category: Adult Content
The Morning After
This is based on yet another of Hack’s revenge scams that backfired on him. He made a list of everyone who had wronged him and then made a plan to have sex with all of them only to watch their horrified faces the next morning after they realized what they’d done. But the first person that he tried it with passed along a rare STD that caused his penis to shrink to microscopic size, where it remains to this day.
National Emergency
Hack had an intense crush on MSNBC news commentator Rachel Maddow and wrote the novel about her. In real life, Ms. Maddow is a happily married lesbian but Hack depicted her in the book as a heterosexual nymphomaniac who made a sex slave of a Hack Werker-like writer of pulp fiction and was obsessed with anal sex. But for those details, it was pretty true to life.
The Valentine’s Day Ball
This was one of Hack’s infrequent attempts at a conventional romantic love story. As usual, he lost interest halfway through so the last 100 pages are just an angry rant against his abusive father.
Chicks in Cages
Hack’s take on women in prison. Butt Lust Magazine called it “inarguably the finest novel ever written.”
Celebrity Crush
A fantasy in which Hack’s various celebrity crushes are trapped in his imagination and have to give in to his disgusting sexual desires. The chapter about TV star Betty White is particularly graphic.
Lord Butt Stuffington and the Dominatrix of the SS
In this second (and last) installment of the Lord Butt Stuffington saga, the pilot is taken captive behind enemy lines and subjected to BDSM torture by a Nazi dominatrix. When Allied soldiers show up to liberate him, he tells the to get lost.
Lord Butt Stuffington: Cloud Guardian
Hack wrote this in the hopes of launching a movie series with horror film star Graham Skipper in the title role. The project fell apart when Skipper questioned the idea that a stiff-upper-lip British pilot would be so addicted to anal sex.
Like a Dog in Heat
This was based on a strange story his cover artist Jonny M. told Hack about a beautiful woman who couldn’t decide between Jonny and his pug Boris. She ultimately picked Boris but Boris rejected her because after all, he’s a freaking dog.
President Gimp
Hack has never made any secret of his being turned on by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, especially when he watches her take down Donald Trump with such ease. When he wrote this book that depicted her as a stern dominatrix, he was paid a visit by the Secret Service in which (in Hack’s words) a female agent “gave me the full Nancy Pelosi treatment. It was totally worth the two weeks that I spent in ICU.”