Hack’s hilarious chronicle of his senior year in high school.
Sadistic Teenage A-Holes
Category: Beautiful Babes
It’s a Wonderful Lifetime
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Frank Capra!
Gaslit
The Corpse Was In The Closet
Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.
Seven Assassins
Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.
Give Up The Butt
Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.
Fearless Yenta
Hemorrhoidectomy Ward
When I had my heart attack, I was rushed to the hospital and placed on a cot in a tiny room where I was CERTAIN that I was about to die. The male nurse who was there sat on a chair next to the cot and wordlessly held my hand. It was great comfort.Happy National Nurses Day. You all have a special place reserved for you in heaven.
Cinco de Mayonaise
Volleybrawl
Hack used to go down to Venice Beach and watch pretty girls play Volleyball until they got creeped out and told him to get the hell out of there. So he went home and wrote this book instead. It’s very angry.