
The Vanilla Pug

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Happy School Principals’ Day!



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Happy birthday to Barbra Streisand!

Happy birthday to the great Jack Nicholson!!!

Happy National Banana Day!

A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.

Happy birthday to the magnificent Snow Mercy!!!