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Happy National Underwear Day!

Happy National Girlfriends Day!

Like all of you, Hack’s favorite holiday is National Avocado Day which takes place today. As part of the celebration, he wrote this thriller where the mob tries to do in Jonny and Boris by feeding them poisoned avocado. It’s destined to become a holiday classic.

Happy International Day of Friendship!




Happy National Pet Fire Safety Day!

Happy National Nude Day!