Gaslit
Category: Beautiful Babes
The Corpse Was In The Closet
Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.
Seven Assassins
Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.
Give Up The Butt
Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.
Fearless Yenta
Hemorrhoidectomy Ward
When I had my heart attack, I was rushed to the hospital and placed on a cot in a tiny room where I was CERTAIN that I was about to die. The male nurse who was there sat on a chair next to the cot and wordlessly held my hand. It was great comfort.Happy National Nurses Day. You all have a special place reserved for you in heaven.
Cinco de Mayonaise
Volleybrawl
Hack used to go down to Venice Beach and watch pretty girls play Volleyball until they got creeped out and told him to get the hell out of there. So he went home and wrote this book instead. It’s very angry.
The Seductive Strikers
It’s Wordsmith Day, a holiday to celebrate the weavers of words, and Hack felt that was the perfect time to lend his support to the Writers Guild of America strike.
Hack joined the WGA in 1957 when he was hired to write additional dialogue for the cult classic “Teen Jailbait in Women’s Prison.” He was kicked out five years later for trying to form an ultra left-wing splinter union because he didn’t think the WGA’s tactics were violent enough. But he’s always been a supporter of collective bargaining and he knows that the provisions the union is asking for are fair and reasonable. Right will prevail.
Don’t look for Hack on any picket lines because he’s always far too hungover to get out of bed before 3:00 in the afternoon. But this novel is his means of saying that he’s behind the WGA all the way.
Global Love
Happy Global Love Day!