Mob Hit at the Nighthawk Cafe
Category: Celebrity Cameo
Manna from Heaven
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Jean Simmons. If you haven’t seen her in Elmer Gantry, we strongly recommend it!
The Van Nuys Connection
Happy birthday to the great Gene Hackman!
The Fatal Mug of Beer
Happy heavenly birthday to the great W.C. Fields!
Oswalt’s Crapper
A glorious happy birthday to one of our heroes, the great Patton Oswalt! And a happy Thomas Crapper Day (a key figure in the popularization of the flushing toilet) to each and every one of you!
Click here for Oswalt’s response…
Singin’ in the Flash Flood
His Ridiculous Wang
Snubbed
Congratulations to all of today’s Oscar nominees!
The Algonquin Round Table
Happy heavenly birthday to Alexander Woolcott!
The Slow Race
Hack fell asleep watching The Great Race and woke up in a pool of his own tears and vomit with this manuscript lying next to him.