“Some Like It Lukewarm”
Category: Celebrity Cameo
Midnight Pugboy
The whole reason for this novel was that Hack wanted to see a picture of Boris depicted as Ratzo Rizzo wearing a dog cone.
Stress Balls
Titty Twister
Happy birthday to Helen Hunt!
No King Taco I
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Basil Rathbone. And fuck Trump.
Stupid Hats at the Alamo
When Hack heard that his cover artist Jonny M. went to San Antonio, Texas, and visited the Alamo, he was inspired to write this novel. It’s about as historically accurate as most other retellings of what happened there.
Jonny’s Big Adventure
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.
Hypno-Boobs
Hack went to dinner with a platonic female friend who made the mistake of wearing a low-cut tank top, and Hack realized that he had been unknowingly staring at her cleavage while they talked. He couldn’t pin down how long his eyes were glued to her chest, but he figured it was somewhere between fifteen seconds and forty-five minutes, so he immediately went home and wrote this novel about how all men lose their rational mind at the glimpse of even the outline of a female mammary gland.
I’ll say this for the book; it’s medically accurate.
Truth or Castration
Happy Dare Day!
Artificial Intelligence
Happy National Photography Month!