
Happy birthday to the great Sally Field!
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Happy birthday to the great Sally Field!


Happy birthday to the great Tony Shaloub!

Hack was so thrilled with how well Catfight turned out that he immediately went to work on this sequel. It was one of the rare times where he was right; it’s pretty awesome.


Happy National Teddy Bear Day!


Hack had no ideas for today but then we realized that it was Scrubs star Sarah Chalke’s birthday. Since we all have a crush on her, Hack agreed to crank this book out in half an hour. It’s cute.

Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was excited about a flamboyant new pair of glasses that he got, so Hack wrote this to mock him. When Jonny’s sexual activity rose 400% after the publication of the book, Hack had to be sedated and briefly institutionalized.
Oh, and Happy birthday to Carrie-Anne Moss!

Hack attended an extraordinary photographic exhibit entitled My Normal, featuring the mind-bending work of Los Angeles photographer Maroe. He was so moved that he was inspired to write this novel in tribute to it.
The exhibit was exceedingly better than Hack’s book.