Category: Crime

Brain Transplant in the Wax Museum

Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.

NAMbLA Busters

When Hack and his publisher John Kane went out to dinner recently, they were overheard reminiscing about the North American Man/Boy Love Association (akA NAMbLA), a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization that dissolved in 2006. The next morning, Kane found Hack asleep in his office with this manuscript on his desk.