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The Pasty Knight
Happy National Skyscraper Day!
The Janitor Was a Ninja
Lifedoor
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Alfred Hitchcock!
Hack’s favorite Hitchcock film is the 1944 classic Lifeboat. He wrote this as a tribute to that film but he got confused midway into writing it and made it a tribute to the 1997 classic Titanic. It wound up being a ripoff of both films but it’s not a bad read.
The Client Puked in the Office
Happy birthday to the great Charlize Theron!
Basic Instank
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. went in for his annual physical today and this is pretty much how it played out.
Just One Look
Happy birthday to the great Linda Ronstadt!
Reefer Basement
Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!
Binaca Blast
Happy International Kissing Day!
Suspended Sentence
