Catfight
Category: Dangerous Dames
The Pre-Nup
Happy Proposal Day!
Do’h Canada!
The Diamond Cock Ring
The Maltese Piñata
Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.
The Blackest Widow
Hack claims that this novel is based on a real woman he knew who would murder any man after having sex with him once. His publisher John Kane has admitted that he knows the woman and that she’s been married for 30 years to the same man by whom she has three children and that Hack made up the lie to explain why he refused to have sex with her when, in reality, it was she who refused to have sex with him. It’s a pretty good book though, with a nice subplot about a lonely clown.
The Good, The Bad and The Pugly
The Unrelenting Tongue
The Revengers: Age of Moron
When CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert’s popular talk show because of what appeared to any reasonable person to be political pressure, Hack was so P.O.’d that he immediately wrote this manuscript. It’s one of his angriest books, and that’s a bold statement.
Reefer Basement
Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!