Happy National Alfred Hitchcock Day!
Cameo on a Train
Category: Dangerous Dames
NAMbLA Busters
When Hack and his publisher John Kane went out to dinner recently, they were overheard reminiscing about the North American Man/Boy Love Association (akA NAMbLA), a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization that dissolved in 2006. The next morning, Kane found Hack asleep in his office with this manuscript on his desk.
Snow Mercy: Absent-Minded Superhero
Pillow Fight
Mob Hit at the Nighthawk Cafe
Evil Las Vegas
Happy heavenly birthday to Elvis Presley!
300
Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.
Emergency Contacts
The Chic Spies
Chic Spy Day, which was created by Mignon Gould of the fashion website The Chic Spy, celebrates James Bond and similar fictional chic spies of film and television. Since there are few things Hack loves more than writing James Bond rip-offs, he took advantage of the gala to crank out this hodgepodge, an almost word-for-word copy of Diamonds Are Forever that led to his biggest plagiarism lawsuit yet.
Bonnie and Jonny
Happy heavenly birthday to director Arthur Penn!