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Jonny had an unsettling dream about pug races and when he told Hack about it, he was inspired to write this book. The book is even more unsettling.
Hack was so thrilled with how well Catfight turned out that he immediately went to work on this sequel. It was one of the rare times where he was right; it’s pretty awesome.
Happy International Makeup Day!
Happy National Newspaper Carrier Day!
Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!
Hack had no ideas for today but then we realized that it was Scrubs star Sarah Chalke’s birthday. Since we all have a crush on her, Hack agreed to crank this book out in half an hour. It’s cute.