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Happy International Makeup Day!
Happy National Newspaper Carrier Day!
Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!
Hack had no ideas for today but then we realized that it was Scrubs star Sarah Chalke’s birthday. Since we all have a crush on her, Hack agreed to crank this book out in half an hour. It’s cute.
Today is something called Be An Angel Day, which inspired Hack to think about his angelic friends Glenn and Julie, and even his cover artist Jonny M.’s late pug Winston (Hack’s dementia has increased to the point where he can’t remember that he and Winston despised each other). It’s kind of a touching book.
Happy National Roller Coaster Day!