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When Hack and his cover artist Jonny M. were discussing this cover, they wanted to use the most unlikely model for the title character so they agreed on their kind and gentle friend Bobby Williams. But when they saw how well Williams fit the ruthless character, they concluded that the dude was much more brutal than they first thought
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Hack had never heard of Veronica Mars but he saw a Hot Sauce Challenge video on YouTube with Kristen Bell and he fell head-over-heels in love with her, so he wrote this mystery novel as a means of winning her heart. It only resulted in yet another restraining order being filed against him but at least it’s a pretty good read.
When his cover artist Jonny M. had a wonderful reunion with an old friend, Hack was consumed with jealousy because whenever he encountered someone from his past, they tried to kill him. So he wrote this novel out of revenge. It’s terrible.
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a rough week and he just wanted to do a cover where he was making out with Sophia Loren. Hack obliged with a novel that fit his requirements.
This is a pretty exciting read even though Hack obviously doesn’t have a clue how time zones work.
Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.
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