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Hack was mystified when Jonny admitted that the nauseatingly upbeat Mary Tyler Moore was his first celebrity crush, so Jonny showed him the MTM episode You Try To Be a Nice Guy in which Mary befriends a hooker who designs an iconic green dress for her. As soon as Hack finished masburbating, he sat down and wrote this novel.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Mary Tyler Moore!
Happy heavenly birthday to Marlene Dietrich! (Dietrich famously wore a man’s tuxedo in the 1030 classic Morocco. The country of Morocco is in a region of North Africa called The Maghreb, so Hack used that for the title of this rip-off. Smart, huh?)
Happy National Tuxedo Day!
Happy Levi Strauss Day! When Hack heard about this holiday. Hack became obsessed with the idea of Boris posing for a jeans ad that was a takeoff on the famous poster of the shirtless male model cradling a baby in his arms. Sometimes, that’s all you need.
Happy National Blue Jeans Day!
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Bela Lugosi!