
The Battle of Portland

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Hack went to brunch with a group of people when he heard his friend Eddie discussing his recipe for sweet tea. But since Hack is almost completely deaf now, the only words he clearly caught were “Southern Sweet Teabags,” and, Hack being Hack, assumed Eddie was discussing a deviant sexual activity. By the time the confusion was straightened out, Hack had this book entirely written in is head.
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