Labor Daze
Category: In Uniform
Junior Ranger and the Mystery of Sex Beach
When Hack’s friend Lisa Glass admitted that she didn’t realize that the Sex Beach books were part of the Hack Werker universe, Hack wrote this novel tying all the elements of his work together. It’s a humdinger.
The Elevator Operator
Molly Pitcher: Revolutionary War Spy
After-School Hooker
Spanking High School
Lord Butt Stuffington vs. the Red Baron
Revolutionary War Stud
The Final Mission
Hack wrote this on his last day of vacation from his job as night janitor at a Shakey’s pizza parlor. He was so depressed about it that he ended the novel by having the earth explode just so that he wouldn’t have to return to work.
The Macho Squad
Hack desperately wanted to serve in uniform but when he tried to enlist during the Vietnam war, he was judged to be too psychotic for the military. He was briefly a member of a private militia funded by a high-ranking member of The John Birch Society, but he was drummed out for fragging his commanding officer after he mocked the size of Hack’s tiny genitalia.