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Torn from today’s headlines!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Elizabeth Montgomery!

Hack just woke up one morning with an idea to write a novel with the title Cavity Search.

Happy heavenly birthday to the great David Lean!

Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Glenne Headley!



This novel was inspired by Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. calling his vet to schedule a check-up for his pug Boris and the receptionist innocently asking what Boris was up to. Jonny, being the asshole that he is, responded “He just enrolled in community college and he’s taking an accounting class.”

Hack hasn’t penned a Shakespeare adaptation in a while. If you read this, you’ll probably come to the conclusion that that’s not a bad thing.
