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Hack got a huge thrill when a professor of classical theater dropped by the Shakey’s Pizza where Hack works as a night janitor and when he told the Ph.D. about the plot of this novel, the learned man responded that it was “a concept of Aeschylean density.”
Hack didn’t have the heart to tell him that he wrote it in honor of National Masturbation Day.
Happy Towel Day!
Gross, we know. But Hack thought it was important for the women of the world to know that every one of them was in the disgusting sexual fantasies of some random dude, even if she wasn’t even aware that he existed, because had gotten a quick look at her long ago in the past and filed her image away in his foul brain.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ann B. Davis!
Today is Spank Out Day, which was started with the goal of ending corporal punishment such as spanking, and to promote non-violent ways of teaching children appropriate behavior. Hack is a strong supporter of those goals but reminds the day’s followers that spanking can also have its UPSIDE!!!
Happy National Pet Day!
Hack just woke up one morning with an idea to write a novel with the title Cavity Search.
Happy International Beaver Day!
