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Happy J.R.R. Tolkien Day!

Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Nichelle Nichols!

You really have to be a fan of Casablanca, Monty Python’s Flying Circus and The Godfather to fully appreciate this one, but what the hell.
Happy heavenly birthday to Sydney Greenstreet!


Happy birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal!

Happy birthday to Brad Pitt!

Happy birthday to Steve Buscemi!!!

Hack watched the movie Wicked and loved it so much that he wrote this rip-off novel. It’s disturbingly violent.

Happy birthday to the great Jenna Dewan!