Happy heavenly birthday to Stanley Kubrick, who made some excellent movies but Eyes Wide Shut definitely ain’t one of them.
Eyes Shut Tight
Category: Movies and Television
ILoveYouMan Meets Wonder Woman
The Revengers: Age of Moron
When CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert’s popular talk show because of what appeared to any reasonable person to be political pressure, Hack was so P.O.’d that he immediately wrote this manuscript. It’s one of his angriest books, and that’s a bold statement.
The Private Enemy
Happy heavenly birthday to the legendary James Cagney!
The Pugitive
Happy birthday to the great Harrison Ford!
Pug Poop
Shaft in Van Nuys
Happy heavenly birthday to Richard Roundtree!
Ghost of the Cheap Hotel
The Associate Producers
Happy 99th birthday to the great Mel Brooks!
The Bold Lust
After Hack wrote an adaptation of Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights entitled City Frights, his friend Dave Ritterband asked him to pen a novelization of the Little Tramp’s magnum opus The Gold Rush in honor of the film’s 100th anniversary.
After he read Hack’s version of the story, Ritterband publicly withdrew the request.