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The horrific story of Hack’s fourth marriage.

Happy International Kissing Day!

F-Marry-Kill was one of Hack’s most successful novels, so he wrote this distaff sequel hoping to cash in (it did). In his research, he gave 100 women the three-person quiz, always throwing himself into the mix. 100% chose him as the one to be killed.





