Triple Shoulder Pyramid of Death on Sex Beach
Category: The Ocean
Life Raft Studs
Bikini Contest on Sex Beach
The Secret of Pug Pee
Murder on the Queen Mary
The Pirate Queen
Yellow Submarine
Sex Submarine
The Macho Squad
Hack desperately wanted to serve in uniform but when he tried to enlist during the Vietnam war, he was judged to be too psychotic for the military. He was briefly a member of a private militia funded by a high-ranking member of The John Birch Society, but he was drummed out for fragging his commanding officer after he mocked the size of Hack’s tiny genitalia.
Operation Ruth
Everyone told Hack that the Nazis came into power in 1933 and the Titanic sunk in 1912, but he was so obsessed with “Titanic” star Frances Fisher that he didn’t listen and wrote the book in a few hours. It’s a spirited read.