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Citizen Pain

Hack wrote this in response to criticisms of Citizen Kane that there was no one in the room with Charles Foster Kane when he died so no one could have known that his last word was “Rosebud.” Hack contends that this novel proves not only that there were two witnesses to his demise but that they were both complete idiots.

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