Hack’s back and Agnes has got him!
This was inspired by an incident when a famous actress was depicted as a character on the cover art of one of Hack’s novels. A reader was furious because he considered the actress to be his personal masturbatorial intellectual property and threatened Hack with violence if he so much as thought about her again.
The reader was apprehended by authorities and is now safely confined to Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.