
Pre-Existing Condition

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Happy birthday to the great Lea Thompson!!!



Hack’s hilarious chronicle of his senior year in high school.

Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Frank Capra!


Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.

Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.

Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.