
Temporary Virgin

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This is a sequel to Hack’s earlier novel Murder at the Drive-In except it would have you believe the first book has a bunch of loose ends that aren’t really there and it brings in characters that were supposedly carry-overs even though they’re only mentioned in maybe one sentence in the prequel (if at all) but they’re treated like they were central to the story. Anyway, Hack wrote this because he was behind in his alimony again.

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When Hack saw his friend Rosie de Candia appear on the game show You Bet Your Life with Jay Leno, she disclosed that she placed jewels inside her bra for their mystic qualities. After he heard that, Hack had this novel completed 45 minutes later.