Dangerous Dudes – Page 16

Hack has been trying to figure out a way to cash in on the trend of movies based on video games. He’s far too old to know anything about video games and he burned all his bridges to the film industry decades ago, so he wrote this novel about his favorite board game in the hopes that Hollywood notices.

Kill Or Be Killed

The Ides of March

Island of the Lost Pugs

Duck By Duckwest

Hack wrote this for Donald Duck Day on March 13, so designated because Donald’s birthday is said to be on March 13th in the 1949 short film Donald’s Happy Birthday. However, Donald actually made his debut on June 9, 1934 in the animated short film The Wise Hen so the powers that be at Disney decreed that THIS is actually Mr. Duck’s birthday and that June 9th is the OFFICIAL Donald Duck Day.

When cover artist Jonny M. (who also modeled for the main character by taking thousands of dick pix of his legendary misshapen genitalia and Photoshopping them until he came up with one that looked reasonably normal) was told of the two dates, he tersely responded “All I know is that my junk is freezing.”