
The Restraining Order

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Happy heavenly birthday to Freddie Mercury!


Happy Bikini Day!

Happy Global Beatles Day!

Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.

Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves is the favorite Cher song of Hack’s cover artist Jonny M., and he often sings it to his pug Boris with the revised lyrics of this title. Hack heard him once and wrote an entire novel around it.


Happy heavenly birthday to Fred Astaire!
